Proven Methods of Shucking Oysters
NOW I need to find out what vital veins are in my thumb and joint.
I may keep this one as a pet for my new fish tank as it was so determined to live, OSCAR THE OYSTER,
is now sitting satisfied on my kitchen floor in a pool of my blood taken from both hands now, in a futile effort to open him up to sqeeze a fresh lemon
all over his squirmy aggressive violent cruel slimy body and swallow him whole.
His 5 other friends went so easily, why would i fear Oscar , who was endowed but certainly not the largest in the lot.
And thankfully the experience of the first wonderful fresh fabulous 5 was worth the near fatal wounds in my newly french manicured hands ...
Please dont tell my mother. This is exactly what she fears i will do to my self with the sweet clams i bring for her that i open with usually much less if any gore .
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